Attendance Shit

My brand new semester has started and as an obedient student, I need to attend classes in the first week. My situation is completely inverse than Dam, a friend of mine who will only be seen at our faculty starting on the third week of studying. That is one of his main specialty of course.


I hope something interesting will happen in the first class of the week. Suddenly...


Lecturer : " I will pass my attendance shit around. Please write your name and your signature on my attendance shit okay? "

Other Students : " Okayyy!"

Aizul : "???"


Since when did her attendance learn to shit? that really puzzled me though, maybe I need some extra cotton buds right now...